Vacationing Elves

Last year I met Santa.
Had my picture taken with the fat man.
Learned all about the North Pole.
Heard about the Elves and Santa's workshop.

But I've been thinking....

Have you ever wondered what the Elves do in their downtime? I do.

Because certainly the Elves get a vacation. If they didn't they would be "Workoholics" and that would be bad because everthing that ends in "Oholic" is trouble.
"ChewOholics" - I know that's bad.
"PoopOholics"... that can't be good.
"BarkOholics" Oh man, how can something that feels so good be so bad. And I know that is bad. I love to bark.

But back to the Elves. So, if they are not "WorkOholics" then they must not live at the North Pole, they would live some other place where people work for very loooooooooooong hours for little or no money.

Like India.
Or China.
Or...Do you know if there is an Elf Union? If they don't have a union and can't do collective bargaining... that would mean.... the Elves must work for...

...Walmart!

I don't believe the Elves work at Walmart. I think they work at the North Pole. And certainly they get some downtime. Come on, Santa looks like a nice guy. He sure smelled like a nice guy. I got a good vibe from him, even though held me like a stinking lapdog. But back to the Elves...

So I stayed up really late one night. I kept thinking about this... and then, well, I guess I fell asleep.

When I woke up, this is what I saw.

I finally had the answer: Elves on vacation like to play Scrabble . They look really serious. Or really tired.

Do you suppose they play Scrabble for money.

And ya know, that Elf on the left sorta looks like Peter Pan.

Are his ears pointed?

Or is it just Mr. Spock who has the pointy ears?

These are just a few of things I think about when I am taking a doggy nap in my skeleton suit pose.