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So, I didn't get my breakfast this morning. And... I love my breakfast, so that was a drag. There was some horse-puckey about getting car-sick. But I don't even know what a car is so how could I get sick of it?

Anyway, I got to go outside in the front yard today. And then, we went for a ride. I went into this place where there were other dogs - strange dogs. I wasn't afraid (much) cause I was being held the whole time. I liked all that water that ran over the whole wall near where I was sitting. I just have no idea how you would get a drink of water out of there.

Everyone there was really nice and friendly. Everyone came and said hello and said how completely cute I am. That part was okay. Then, we went into this smaller room. I didn't fit on the puppy scale, so I had to get weighed on the big dog scale: 20.5 lbs. Pretty good, huh? I have come a long way from my starting weight of 14 ounces!

Then, they stuck something near where my tail used to be. That was pretty icky. But then, somebody pinched me really hard - twice! It didn't hurt as much as my little needle-like teeth, but it wasn't worth missing my breakfast for, either.

After that, more people told me how cute I was. A lady from England came over and spent a long time talking to me. Then, finally, I got to go home and have breakfast.

It was great!